mordenkainenofficial:

when jay z asks “whats 50 grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?” i think to myself “…no more student debt… moved out… dream car…” jay z if 50 grand is nothing to a motherfucker like you feel free to send it to a motherfucker like me

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illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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• Me: *takes nudes in the bathroom during the family Christmas party*

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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